In the wacky, far-far away

galaxy, the goofy tussle

between clever Kitties and

loyal Doggos rages on,

with Duge Vada, the slobbery,

drooly anit-her of the Dog

Empire.

Once a happy-go-lucky pup

of the powerful Bark Republic,

Duge stumbled into the dark

mask and cape, becoming

the legendary, sligthly clumpsy

Duge Vada.

Sniffing his way to the top,

he now leads the Dog Empire's

troops ina floppy battle against

the rebel Kitties, aiming to rule

over all with his super-chewy

toy saber.